Funny Whatsapp Status

He Is Very Insufficient Because He Have Only Cash..Cool 

Always pleasant, because yur grin is a grounds for many others to grin...Smile please...!! 

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

Your looks don't create u Amazing, it's the personal within who allows you to wonderful. 

The best objectives happen when vision are opend,,

In “Success” all is based upon on the 2nd letters.

Dear Expert, there is a bug in your program...it's known as #Sunday, please fix it !

I want my Partner like Search engines, She will understand me better.

Time issues invest it wisely.##

Try to take care of your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!!

After Friday & Wed, even routine says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)

#People with status don't need status.. #

I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to get you

I Wish My Moms and dads Were Like Search engines. ..They Should Comprehend Me Even Before I Complete...!!

When i originated..DEVIL said..”Oh Junk..!!!! Opponents 

I'm not failed... my outstanding answers are just late.

We all r designed to die don’t encounter more exclusive than me,, 

The only way to do great tasks are to like what u do.

Every problem comes with some solution. .....If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl! 

You have to view the recommendations of the game. And then u have to carry out better than anyone else.

Life is like riding a bike to keep balance, u must shift.

Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.

When I originated. Demon said,"Oh Shit! Competition!!!" 

I am not Superman Nor A superhero However i am superhero for my GF.! 

Some everyone is existing only, because it's illegal to eliminate them.!!

Save h2o & are drinking alcoholic beverages...cool..

Behind every efficient man is a surprised woman..!!

Train the ideas to see outstanding in everything...

In the property I'm in cost, my partner is just the option producer...!

Hey there Whatsapp is using me...

Don’t assess yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are disparaging yourself...

Create your own noticeable style… let it be exclusive for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Beauty Finishes After A Time, But Personality Is Forever! 

No problem how highly efficient of a personal you are, there’s always someone who can allow you to inadequate.

If a hug shows you how much I really like u, I would keep you in my arms completely.

If everyone is talking about behind the back again, Be Pleased that U R The one in front part side...

Dear Statistical plzz become grownups & Fix your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U...

Life is way quite brief to worry about absurd aspects. Have fun, fall crazily for each other, and feel sorry nothing.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying..

Sometimes all you need is really like. Lol, just kidding, you need money...

So i noticed you’re a player, Well amazing to meet up with you. I’m the instructor..

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good, If It's Not Yours!.... 

In  Really like Story, Mom Verifies And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Really like Is,... And Dad Knows What People Are....

 I have brief quantity of to be able to hate individuals,...who hate me...because, I’m always efficient in loving individuals, who really like me....

People say me bad…..but believe in me I am the worst!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

There are three ends to an conversation ....my aspect ,your aspect and the right aspect. 

Phones are better than GF, At least we can transform it off...

I'm jealous my mom and dad, I'll never have a kid as amazing as theirs ...

"Dream" as if you’ll remain completely..Live as if the next day is last one...

I am not your type. I’m not h2o.  

A outstanding have an awesome have a good laugh and long sleep are 2 best therapies for anything